CLICK-BAIT 1
You think you are clever
You think you are wise
But you are just click-bait
Stuffed full of lies
If I click on your page
You link and you link
To pages so shallow
Twenty-first Century stink
Your headline is great
Your subheading intriguing
But, from then on
You're just not worth reading
Your image is swell
Your font is just right
But the words that you spill
Well...just...well...
You're an empty book
With pages so blank
No chapters, no index
Just damp, dark and dank
CLICKBAIT...
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CLICK-BAIT 2 (lyrics)
If you run to the lights
If you run to the noise
If you run to the power
You run the wrong way
You run the wrong way
If you listen to shouting
Look at the pouting
The bling and the Ritz
You run the wrong way
You run the wrong way
If you hear all the lies
If you believe all the lies
If you're a gullible fool
You run the wrong way
You run the wrong way
If you run from the lights
Run away from the noise
Run away from the power
You run the right way
You run the right way
If you listen to quiet
If you say as you like it
If you are as you are
You run the right way
You run the right way
If you don't believe lies
If you look with your eyes
If you're a sensible soul
You run the right way
You run the right way
You run the right way
You run the right way
Don't run the wrong way
CLICK-BAIT...